1.
(#10)
How
many days will he wait to call?
2. (#8) If
you hook up with a guy the first night, do you ruin your chances at a relationship?
3. (#7) How
to dump a guy without totally breaking his heart.
4. (#5) How
do guys really feel about being asked out by a girl?
5. (#2) Why
do guys flock to my not-that-cute friend?
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and closing: weekly dose of dating advice advice column our "guy guru" pressing no problem is too big... bizarre best of all sex and relationship advice to pick up latest ( = most recent) issue to tune into Cosmos radio Sirius satellite radio channel great Cosmo tips juicy question insightful answer to be dying to know to be produced by to be engineered by 1. (#10) I'm wondering... at what point to accept to hear from someone standard number of days to tend to be the Golden Rule to sweat a little not so long that ever having met someone plus to have to learn the hard way chick ( = girl, woman, as dating material) to write s.o. off as desperate overanxious to avoid stalker accusations to stick to safe very next day overeager to have the logic that too fried to (= too exhausted, burned out) to tackle to give up max ( = maximum) to be overseas top-secret government work to be locked in s.o.'s basement there's no good excuse why 2. (#8) hook-up the first night to ruin all chances of to get into a relationship definitely to hurt them in a major way collective groan Dude! not to realize something in the heat of the moment would rather you to hop into the sack it's as simple as this so damn goal-oriented challenge once...what else...? to travel the hook-up highway what else is there to strive for to achieve the impossible threesome or foursome |
not
to mention the fact that to give it up so soon to wonder that...um...giving booty call material in his mind a girl he can take home to Mom don't stress plenty of stories of first-date to lead to long-term relationship more than likely to kick it with a random dude bar to receive a follow-up phone call from this point forward there's that...again official 3. (#7) the sweetest thing ever wonderful ideal situation except for the fact that I'm not into him at all to dump s.o. totally to break s.o.'s heart without any guilt keep dreaming heartbreak breaking up otherwise cheesy pop stars little tricks to soften the blow dump him the way you'd want to be dumped to start by to pump up his confidence I just want you to know that... a great guy to feel so lucky to have gotten to know you to deal your deadly venom in a way that to subtly shift the blame to you to be right for each other unlike generally to need any more explanation than that masochist most likely to go down that road to stick to the same reason like a mantra eventually to get tired of Ving to let go 4. (#5) OK, be honest to feel about to be asked out by to make the first move hell, yeah not entirely true, though something happens in the male mind hypothetical to pose we all assume that scorchingly sexy centerfold type for a scenario to play out in the real world can't help Ving to feel slightly uncomfortable |
don't
get me wrong we're flattered that you asked we question why you had to would like to think the hottest thing on the market since Jennifer Aniston became single again in other words so desirable that to have to ask for a date your waiting list is already too long now this doesn't mean that to sit back to paint your toenails to hope for text message from s.o. to use a more subtly suggestive approach to make it seem as if it were his brilliant idea try something like: so what are you up to this weekend to go have a drink one of these days the least bit into you not a freaking moron most likely to take the bait 5. (#2) to get hit on all the damn time not even that cute to flock to s.o. assuming "I (heart) fellatio" T-shirt cool Yup. It's that simple. pointy-toe shoes perfectly straightened hair bowling ball breasts confidence intelligence good sense of humor to have fun with to take two hours to get ready let me guess... to laugh to be comfortable in her own skin easygoing to sound like dream girl to ooze sexuality that said,... I have a sneaking suspicion that your real question to let you in on three huge turn-offs to seem high-maintenance to look desperate catty to doubt any of these either way,... jealousy appealing instead of to knock ( = put down, insult) to learn from s.o. |