Harry: You were (1)___________ to be a gymnast.
Sally: A journalist.
Harry: Right. That's (2)___________ I (3)___________. And?
Sally: I am a (4)___________. I work (5)___________ the News.
Harry: Great! And (6)___________ with Joe. Well that's great, great. You're together, (7)___________, (8)___________ weeks?
Sally: A (9)___________, how (10)___________ you (11)___________ that?
Harry: You (12)___________ someone to the (13)___________ it's (14)___________ the beginning of a (15)___________, That's (16)___________ I (17)___________ never taken (18)___________ to the (13)___________ at the (19)___________ of a (15)___________.
Sally: Why?
Harry: Because (20)___________ if (21)___________ move (22)___________ and you (23)___________ take someone to the (13)___________, and I never (24)___________ anyone to say (25)___________ me, "How (26)___________ you never (27)___________ me to the (13)___________ anymore?"
Sally: It's (28)___________. You (29)___________ like a (30)___________ person but (31)___________ you are the Angel of (32)___________.
Harry: Are you going to (33)___________ him?
Sally: We have only (34)___________ (35)___________ other for a month and (36)___________ neither (37)___________ of us is (38)___________ to get married (39)___________ now.
Harry: Hmm, I'm (40)___________ married.
Sally: You are?
Harry: Um hmm.
Sally: You are. Harry: Hmm, yeah.
Sally: Who is (41)___________?
Harry: Helen Helson. She's a (42)___________. She's keeping her (43)___________.
Sally: (laughs) You're (40)___________ married.
Harry: Yeah.
Sally: (laughs)
Harry: What's so (44)___________ about that?
Sally: (laughs) It's...it's just so optimistic (45)___________you, Harry.
Harry: Well you'd be amazed what (46)___________ madly in love (47)___________do (48)__________ you.
Sally: Well (49)___________ wonderful, it's nice to (50)___________ you embracing (51)___________ in this (52)___________.
Harry: Yeah. Plus, you know, you (53)___________ get to a certain (54)___________ where you (55)___________ tired of the whole thing.
Sally: What "whole thing"?
Harry: The whole life-of-a-(56)___________ -guy thing. You (57)___________ someone, you have the (58)___________ lunch, you decide you (59)___________ each other (60)___________ to (61)___________ (62)___________ to (63)___________. You go (64)___________, you do the white-man's over-bite, go (65)___________ to her place, you have sex and the (66)___________ you're finished, you know what goes (67)___________ your (68)___________? How (69)___________ do I have to (70)___________ here and (71)___________ her (72)___________ I can (73)___________ up and go (74)___________. Is (75)___________ seconds enough?
Sally: That's (76)___________ you're thinking? Is that (77)___________?
Harry: Sure! All (78)___________ think that. How long do you like to be (79)___________ (80)___________? All (81)___________, right? See, that's (82)___________ problem, (83)___________ (84)___________ (75)___________ seconds and all (81)___________ is your problem.
Sally: I don't have a problem!
Harry: Yeah you do.
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Harry: Staying over?
Sally: Yes.
Harry: Would you like to (85)___________ dinner? ... (86)___________ friends.
Sally: I thought you (87)___________ believe men and women (88)___________ be friends.
Harry: When (89)___________ I say that?
Sally: (90)___________ the (91)___________ to New York.
Harry: No, no, no, no, I never (92)___________ that. ... Yes, that's right, they (93)___________ be friends. (94)___________ both of them are (95)___________ with other people, (96)___________ they can. This is an amendment (97)___________ the earlier (98)___________, if the two people are in relationships, the pressure of (99)___________ involvement is (100)___________. That (101)___________ work (102)___________ because (103)___________ happens (104)___________ is the person you're involved (105)___________ can't understand why you (106)___________ to be friends with the person (107)___________ just friends with. Like it (108)___________ something is (109)___________ (110)___________ the relationship and "why do you have to go (111)___________ to (112)___________ it?". Then when you say, "no, no, no, no, it's not true; nothing's (113)___________ (114)___________ the relationship," the person you're involved with then (115)___________ you of being (116)___________ attracted (117)___________ the person you're (118)___________ friends with, (119)___________ you probably (120)___________, I mean, (121)___________ on, who the hell are we (122)___________? Let's (123)___________ it. Which (124)___________ us back to the (125)___________ rule (126)___________ the amendment, which is, men and women (127)___________ be friends. So (128)___________ does that (129)___________ us?
Sally: Harry.
Harry: What?
Sally: Goodbye.
Harry: Oh, OK. Harry: I'll just stop walking. I'll (130)___________ you go ahead.

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