Listening exercise
College Humor: Awkward Rap
Music produced by the Elegant Too
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826271

Vocabulary:
boob (slightly vulgar)
accidentally
snort
fart (colloquial)
sneeze
pee (colloquial)
to wave
slot box (vulgar)
IM box
waiter
dignity
you two really click
dick (vulgar)
top rack
when will this moment pass
ass
it makes my skin crawl
it makes me feel so small
quizzical
eyeballs
shame
BFF
no man's land
hug
shake your hand
embrace
pleasing
to pull away
to squeeze
to bump
to sway
I'll be on my way
to shed a tear
to miss
further
social connection
direction
verse
elevator ride you want
to impose
to press
to devise
ain't
cheek
silence in the
crowd
super
aquamarine (awkward)
daylight savings (time)


I. Cloze exercise: Fill in the missing words to the following stanza of "Awkward".


When I see you I give you a (1)_____________ look

Do I (2)_____________ you from (3)_____________ or from (4)_____________?

You're (5)_____________ away and 'cause we can't (6)_____________ yet

We'll (7)_____________ like our (8)_____________ never (9)_____________

When we talk, I gotta (10)_____________ my (11)_____________

You (12)_____________ we're BFF but I don't know your (13)_____________

So here we are in (14)_____________ man's (15)_____________

Do I (16)_____________ you a (17)_____________ or just (18)_____________ your (19)_____________

I go for the (20)_____________ so (21)_____________ and pleasing

You try to (22)_____________ away but I (23)_____________ on (24)_____________

You try to pass by (25)_____________ we (26)_____________ and (27)_____________

Well, (28)_____________ for the (29)_____________ I'll be (30)_____________ my (31)_____________

We (32)_____________ our goodbyes and I (33)_____________ a (34)_____________

(35)_____________ you already, (36)_____________, you're (37)_____________ here

I (38)_____________ to (39)_____________ further (40)_____________ connection

So I (41)_____________ twenty (42)_____________ in the (43)_____________ direction
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II. Listening comprehension questions:
1. What does "BFF" mean?
2. List all of the "awkward" situations described in this rap song.
3. How did you react to this video? Did you find it funny? Offensive? Embarrassing? Something else?
4. Where you able to identify with the video at all? Why?
5. Describe an awkward moment from your experiences that you are willing to share. How did you handle it at the time? How did you later wish you had handled it, or how would you handle it now? How do you feel about the memory of this moment — do you avoid thinking about it, or can you now accept it without discomfort and embarrassment?

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